Monday Bitch

There are only a few bitchy items on my list today:

1. When the heck did grown women start wearing bows in their hair like 3-year old girls?

2. Why do black women still insist on wearing weave that is not even close to a natural hair color?

3. Why do the people in my hood refuse to use the gas pedal?

And lastly,

4. Why the heck are newscasters threating snow in Houston, AGAIN!?